DEAR SANTA

Dear Santa
This year has been a tough year
And I tried, I was only naughty
three quarters of the year
So please, throw a bitch a bone
And I will pick none with you

Last year I was good I think half the year
And for all the Italian I speak
Prada, Dolce and Gabbana
I got no Italian goodies
So this year, let it happen
I will visit the mall and point them out

Oh Santa
I promise that I will make you cookies
And my fireplace, well if u could give me one
Maybe I'd have a place to put the cookies
And my ravenous family wouldn't get them
So put that on my list, I could use a new home

Santa, what a tough cookie I have been
And for a tough year, i deserve plenty
my Italian goodies aside, my home besides
Give me lots of good friends, or at least refurbish the ones i have
Make them as good as new, and i will give hugs all around
And cook and let the wine and booze flow

So Santa, for a good girl my list is so short
I will settle for the whole list and most of what u know i also wish for
I do pray that u give to those around me blessings
I do pray that you give them joy and hope
For a better and prosperous tomorrow
So next Christmas, they'll relieve you and give me some

This Christmas, I hope that Mrs Claus is good to you
I hope all the reindeers' are fully fueled and can get you around
I hope your Sleigh is tuned and gives you plenty of mileage
Because we all await, we all hope and all appreciate this Christmas
And pray for many more

So to you and yours Merry Christmas and a Happy NEW YEAR!